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Eviloz Calls
Eviloz Calls reads the CEX-Funded Buys channel so you can see each alert in context: live data, measured outcomes, and a plain checklist.
On the board now
Loading live CEX-Funded Buys alerts…
Screen: market cap at least $10.0K, at least 250 holders, top-10 wallets holding at most 30 %. Charts open on GMGN.
A ten-minute check
The same short routine, every time.
Step 1
Try a small sell early; some tokens restrict selling.
Step 2
See whether other Empire channels alerted the same contract and when.
Step 3
Check holder concentration after excluding pool and burn wallets.
Step 4
Re-check the token an hour later; many setups change fast.
Step 5
Copy the full contract address from the alert, never the ticker.
Step 6
Confirm the token cannot be minted again or frozen in your wallet.
About this desk
A CEX-Funded Buys alert means wallets funded straight from an exchange bought in.
A buy is a fact. The reason behind it is a guess. Eviloz Calls uses the CEX-Funded Buys channel for the facts and keeps the guessing for later.
Eviloz Calls reads on-chain buying as evidence, with limits. One wallet can split into ten; a fresh wallet can belong to the deployer. The checks below cover both cases.
First look: Open the buying wallet and read its last twenty trades before trusting the buy. Check whether several buying wallets were funded from one source a few minutes earlier.
How Eviloz Calls filters
Eviloz Calls does not show every CEX-Funded Buys alert. It applies one fixed screen, and the live board above uses the same rule:
- market cap at least $10.0K
- at least 250 holders
- top-10 wallets holding at most 30 %
At build time the lane held 31 recent alerts covering about 3 days; 13 of them cleared the screen. Those that passed had a median market cap of $670.0K, median liquidity of $87.8K and about 1745 holders. 5 out of 31 alerts showed a pool smaller than a tenth of the cap — a warning sign on its own. The median top-10 holder share across the lane was 22 %.
Values measured on 2026-09-23 from the Empire feed. The screen is a filter, not a recommendation.
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Join the channels
Eviloz Calls does not post alerts itself; these Telegram routes do.
@empiresolcexbuysThe source channel for this desk: all CEX-Funded Buys prints on Solana.
@empiresolsmartmoneyAddresses the network rates as skilled traders opened positions: the Smart Money Buys channel.
Open SOLANA MainThe chain's main group, posting-restricted to Empire bots and admins.
Add Single Buys folderA Telegram folder: one tap adds the related channels.
Solana channel folderOne folder with all Solana lanes.
@gmgnx_chatThe community chat, for questions and discussion.
Measured outcomes
The scoreboard does not yet hold enough mature CEX-Funded Buys alerts on Solana to publish a rate. The chain-wide figure over 7 days: 25 % of alerts reached 2x within 24 hours and 79 % died within the day.
Source: Blackhat alert scoreboard, updated 2026-09-23. Full scoreboard.
Terms used here
- Bonding curve
- The launchpad mechanism that sets price from how much supply has been sold so far.
- Market cap
- Price multiplied by circulating supply; on new tokens it can change several times in an hour.
- Boost
- A fee paid to push a token up a screener's lists.
- Holder count
- How many wallets hold any amount of the token.
Lane log
A sample from the CEX-Funded Buys lane on Solana, recorded by Eviloz Calls on 2026-09-23. The live board above keeps updating; this log does not.
- MONKINU printed at 11:29 UTC with a $1.10M market cap and $82.8K in the pool, 280 holders.
- SWBR printed at 05:54 UTC with a $153.6K market cap and $32.1K in the pool, 1,388 holders.
- 05:04 UTC · Tilcayo entered the lane at $1.30M; pool depth $210.3K, 4,090 holders.
- inu (18:12 UTC) — $105.7K cap against $32.8K liquidity, top 10 holding 27 %, -15.8 % over the prior hour.
- Stamp alerted at 09:53 UTC. Market cap $584.2K, liquidity $161.3K, 311 holders.
- HUHCAT (00:36 UTC) — $260.2K cap against $71.2K liquidity, top 10 holding 21 %.
- 23:08 UTC · JEANPHIL entered the lane at $4.40M; pool depth $998.9K, 5,068 holders.
Recorded values, not live prices. Charts open on GMGN with the publisher's referral code.
From the XTRACK reports
| Token | Chain | First alert cap | Tracked cap | Multiple | Report |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S3 | SOL | $87K | $6000K | 70x | 2026-09-08 |
| MAGNET | SOL | $42K | $846K | 20x | 2026-09-10 |
| fone | SOL | $44K | $23800K | 538x | 2026-08-30 |
| Grokstreet | SOL | $26K | $255K | 10x | 2026-08-30 |
Historic examples only. Each multiple compares the reported market cap with the first alert. Many other alerts in the same period lost value.
FAQ
What is Eviloz Calls?
It is one of the Empire's public desks. It watches CEX-Funded Buys alerts on Solana, prints them live and explains how to check each one.
Where do the alerts come from?
From the Blackhat Empire alert network: on-chain data, launchpads, screeners and tracked wallets, filtered and posted to Telegram. The live board reads the same feed.
What does the chart link do?
It opens a GMGN chart. The link includes our referral code, which can pay the publisher a commission.
What does 'dead' mean on the scoreboard?
Dead means -80 % from the alert market cap, a cap under $5K, or a drained pool.
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